Monday, March 17, 2008

Scandal-waris

In the wake of the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal, rumors have been flying around C&E headquarters as to the true identity of his mistress, Ashley Dupre. C&E's Al Waris bears an eerie resemblance to Ashley (we could barely tell them apart ourselves), but we'd like to put all the talk to rest right now. Despite their similar markings (see photo), Al absolutely did not engage in any activities with the former governor from New York.

C&E High-def closeup**:

**That is a real tattoo on Al.

4 comments:

Berg said...

I think you've uncovered the secret mark of the high end hooker...

SaiKo said...

Looks like these two are made for each other

Unknown said...

the question is... will they both be making a music video together?

Mazerino said...

That depends. Is there going to be a video for Mr. Krank?