Dogs suck*.
Reason #2: They stink up my bus stop. When the temperature rises above freezing and dog owners actually make the effort to pick up after their canine douches of the week (I'm looking at you, Doc), the trash can next to my bus stop fills up with these scented bags of filth. Every 3-4 days when the cup overfloweth, the wait for the next set of bus-bunched 151's is unbearable.
Reason #3. They touch me inappropriately. Whenever I visit a certain friend of mine who shall go unnamed, his overzealous dog goes straight for my moneymaker.
*The opinions expressed by Mazerino do not reflect those of C&E, its editor and its advertisers
12 comments:
Other than point 3 all of these seem to be the fault of the owners not the dogs. With regards to point 3 there must be something wrong with your moneymaker.
Another one for the owners
What's up with letting dogs drink out of people fountains?
Agreed, but "dog owners suck" is not controversial enough for the first ever "Controversial Statement Tuesday" column.
I agree. Dogs suck....but Mazerino, I thought your bitterness (yes, i said it too) was only confined to humans.
I hate everything about this blog entry.
The only thing I don't hate is al waris's comment about your moneymaker, which is awesome.
i thought for a first ever "controversial statement tuesday" column that it was quite justified, very well written, and an honest account of an honest experience.
well done.
but how dare you put that red circle with the cross-out over that adorable puppy. that 'lil guy did nothing to ya.
Ha, I have no beef with the little guy. Just what he represents. I also thought a picture would fuel the controversial nature of this post. Sounds like I was right.
What are you complaining about, what other time during your week does a cute blonde stick her face near your "moneymaker"?
By the way "Al" how is it irresponsible for dog owners to pick up and throw out their canine's waste? Isn't it the fault of the city for putting a bus stop near such a valuable dog waste disposal point?
Cute is certainly a stretch.
You're in no place to judge.
I'm a blogger. It's my fake job to judge.
cute if you're into hairy bitches... That statement should offend no one since is indeed a bitch and she is covered in hair.
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