Thats the question that has replaced "Why no furniture, dude"? as the question I'm asked most often. (Answer:I'm a minimalist. "Things" don't interest me.)
Yes, its been 57 days and 14 hours since metal last touched my visage.
As I prepare to get the keratin off my face I deem it prudent to compile my answers to that very question.
1) I was so tired of looking good all the time
2) Danger needs to borrow some hair for his forthcoming transplant
3) Its my new look for the NY fashion week (not valid no more)
4) I got a free supply of product from Beard Care that I simply had to use
5) I love the awkward looks on the bus
6) Whats good for Mazerino is good for me
7) I want the extra attention at the airport
8) According to the law of conservation of hair the total amount of hair in any body should remain constant. Since what's lost cannot be recreated, a new source is needed (heavy huh?)
As I prepare for my new look I welcome suggestions.
Friday, April 11, 2008
What's with the beard?
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6 comments:
"Yes, its been 57 days and 14 hours since metal last touched my visage."
Are we assuming that Gayvid's khrom has no metal in it?
I vote Al Waris as Douche of the week for waxing poetic on his lame ass beard and claiming some monk-like character for not having anything in his place.
Fadi should have been kicked off the blog weeks ago. Who let him back?
Ha, does Danger have a Prince Albert?
go with mutton chops. that way people know you are indie...or hipster, whatever is less mainstream this week.
with all respect, david danger... please do not disspell fadi from this blog. it took me hours of guerrilla marketing to get him BACK ON the blog.
and i prefer "indie" if there is a poll for that term vs. hipster, ameed.
Although he may think otherwise, David Danger has no management stake in C&E. The only person to blame for Fadi's lack of posting is Fadi himself.
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