Lack of updates update

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, but we have excuses:

• The weather's finally nice in Chicago and we can go outside to play
• Nothing has pissed Mazerino off lately
• Al is busy finishing up school
  
• Obama has won the Democratic nomination
• Fadilicious is in charge of this week's content
• We are busy working on our secondary jobs
  

We'll eventually write new stuff, and we humbly apologize for our pathetic lack of quality content lately. Please don't stop reading.