Mazerino chillin' in CHI, Fadilicious MIA in MIA

I'm back! Did you miss me like the desert misses rain? Costa Rica was pura vida as they say. Great times were had by all. Unfortunately, courtesy of the US government, 'Licious did not make his flight back and is likely partying like a Lebanese rock star in South Beach. Keep checking back to find out happens next...

**UPDATE: 'Licious is back in Chicago. He's walking strangely, but he's back.