Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Raytard Gerrard

The UEFA Cup, I'm told, is right around the corner. According to my exhaustive Internet research, that means that a bunch of soccer teams will play somewhere in Europe to determine a winner sometime soon. One of our Argentinian viewers Our only Argentinian viewer tipped us off that longtime-reader-no-time commenter of the blog Raytard bears a striking resemblance to Liverpool midfielder Steven Gerrard. If we didn't share a cube wall with Raytard, we'd swear that Raytard is Gerrard.


What do you think? Is Raytard ducking out on his 9 to 5 to spend quality time on the pitch? Does he charge ball carriers instead of expenses? Does he shoot goals instead of emails? Does he tackle balls instead of challenging sales force strategy issues? [I apologize for the crappy attempt at humor in the last 3 questions. I spent 10 minutes looking at a glossary of common soccer terms and thats the best I could do]
Edited to add:
Does he excel at more than just Excel? Ok, I'm done now.

2 comments:

Eileen said...

I like the "excel at more than just Excel" line...and a somewhat witty remark was meant to be here, but somehow in typing, I completely forgot what it was.

SaiKo said...

No one cares about the UEFA cup. You must be thinking about the Champions league :)