Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Vacatio-rino number 1

As you know, I recently went on vacation. It was a blast. I flew to San Francisco with Dr. BJ to meet up with swpski. Our first stop was a nude beach somewhere off the highway on the coast. I dubbed it floppy junk beach. If you click the picture on the right and zoom in, you might see someone pitching a tent with no camping in sight

Next, we headed up to Tahoe to get in some turns. This was my first time skiing, but I fared pretty well. I worked my way from the bunny hill to blue slopes in just 3 days. Take that, Guy the Douche ski instructor who told me I wasn't ready for the lifts.

After Tahoe, we flew back to Chicago for a wedding, where I proceeded to dance my face off. This was pretty much the best wedding I've ever been to. After a trip to the open bar, I decided to put on a dancing clinic for my table. Little did I know there was a cougar jaguar (thanks, trixyone) waiting to tango with this camel. Luckily it was all caught on tape by swpski:


I may have more pics and videos to post from the trip later. In the meantime, Fadilicious and I are headed to Costa Rica for a few days. So, I'll be abandoning you again. Al Waris, don't fail us this time.

14 comments:

Mazerino said...

By the way, my favorite part of that video is that I tell her "I can only move independently" around the 17 second mark.

SaiKo said...

This is probably the funniest shit yet..........BTW I think the word cougar is used only for the hot ones!

trixyone said...

We're going to have to get you some non-independent dance coaching if you're going to catch a cougar Maz. Happy Costa Rica trip! Y'all will be missed. Bring back some sunshine and a monkey.

BTW SaiKo, you're wrong. Looks like this one could have been a jaguar.

Mazerino said...

Ah, I knew there was a term for an old cougar. Thanks, trixy.

Anonymous said...

that jaguar is using constant jazz hands.

Mazerino said...

Ha, yea she is. Jazz hands are normally my go-to move in extended dance-off's, but she beat me to the punch.

Heather said...

That lady can only be one of 2 people...DB or Holly S. I'd recognize those jazz hands anywhere.

Al Waris said...

Mazerino, Your improved dancing skills combined with 'licious' crazy moves and my grace leads me to revisit our earlier idea of trying out for America's best dance crew.
Thoughts?

Heather said...

Um, I'm pretty sure I should be on this dance crew. I have the video from the anniversary party to prove it.

Mazerino said...

Heather, you can be our alternate if you post said video. Holly is in too if she breaks out the jazz hands.

Plain Jane said...

Oh my god...that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I didn't know whether to point at Mazen and laugh or the jaguar. I'm very sick and watching this video and laughing just put me into another coughing fit!

Dr. BJ said...

So, my sister overheard a conversation between the jaguar and the girl with stripper shoes (dress, hair, and fake tan). The jaguar was asking if she was too old to wear that dress and being ridiculous. The stripper was 100% supportive.

David Vinca said...

this video made my week

David Vinca said...

that video made my week