It's not us, it's you, Fadilicious.

Editor's note: This was written before Fadilicious hastily posted his first piece in nearly three months after being tipped off to his impending termination by an Alnonymous informant. I have decided to publish it anyway since I thought you would enjoy it.

It's been nearly 2 months since Fadilicious' last post and he has officially squandered the outpouring of goodwill from those who voiced support to keep him. Al and I have encouraged him several times behind the scenes to post and he just hasn't made an effort. Because of his lack of motivation and recent budget cuts due to our financial situation, I am sad to announce that Fadilicious has been demoted to "guest blogger who will probably still never write anything." Yes, our ad revenue hasn't been pouring in like we'd hoped and we can no longer afford his fake health insurance. Luckily he has his second job to fall back on, and we look forward to seeing him around the office.

Crap, I got the year wrong, but it feels like over a year since he posted...

I know that you're saying to yourselves, "But Mazerino, it's called Camels and Elephants. It doesn't work with only one of each." You are absolutely correct, and in light of this problem and our dwindling readership (you're a fickle bunch), we've decided to re-brand. We will now be known as "Camel Sand Elephant S." Sure it doesn't sound as great, but we'll be able to keep our URL intact. That's something, right? Check out this leaked mockup of our new logo:
On an unrelated note, we are currently hiring bloggers whose names start with S. Those named Sandy will likely get preferential treatment.