"I did not have sexual relations with that couch"Ladies and gentlemen, I am appalled by Al's deception but find his candor in the matter refreshing. A coward would have led you to believe he purchased the RoomPlace Uptown II sofa until you forgot and carried on with your lives. Like Alexander Pope once said, "to err is human, to forgive, divine." It is in that same vein that I accept Al's apology and encourage you to do the same so we can put this whole sordid mess behind us. Let's not forget that while we are all feeling betrayed and bewildered, the real loser in all of this is the RoomPlace at Harlem Furniture.
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Mazerino, get off your horse, you didn't fondle Lewinski, but you gave him the cigar.
Elaborate, BJ. All I did was encourage him to buy furniture through the magic of the Internet.
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